sorry, but i couldn't resist the hilarity of today's shift at work:
dudes, Wilson Farms was turned into Gutter Farms today!!
it was me, Joan (crazy old lady who's about 4feet tall), and Beth (the best manager EVER, who is usually quite conservative) today in the morning. a damm fexy guy walks in. like on the scale of 0 to Padalecki, he was an 8 1/2. *fans self* Beth goes: "pssst, Joan. he's here. your man is here." and they start oogling!! i'm like WTH?? haha ooh, niice. "yeah, we're not really tattoo girls, but darn, those turn us on." O_O BETH!! "well, right, no?" true, haha. so he leaves, and we continue discussing his finer points. Joan goes (in her little cute little old lady voice) "oh, last time he was in here, i was afraid he wouldn't come back. he got so angry...now i do everything to accomidate him. i want him to come in everyday." O_o Beth answers "Oh, i bet you'd do EVERYTHING Joan! " O_O i love my job!! then we talked about Joan's gardener, another 20-something hottie that she invited in for coffee and watched be sweaty. Beth, who's on a freaking roll, goes "are you sure you didn't invite him in for a roll in the.." BETH!!!
another hottie walks in, a guy who does landscaping. Beth goes "man, i want him in my garden." O_O and then she mutters something about her bushes. BETH!!!
later, a kid i used to go to high school with comes in, all sweaty from running and with no shirt on... D""" (drooling smiley) and daaaam..he's lucky i was behind the counter. Beth and I look at each other. I go, "now that was just cruel and unusual punishment."
so yeah, gutterness in Willy's
oh, and we discussed the SSFSV and the gardens today. Beth thought it was hilarious that we got started by annoying people with our guttery thoughts on their normal threads.
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